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WELCOME OUR SUPREME LEADER, AYUSH!

The Grand Oath-Taking Ceremony & Birthday Celebration: October 23rd

The oath-taking ceremony begins in

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Hon. Minister of Left
Ayush, Our Supreme Leader
Hon. Minister of Right

Special aarti session in progress. Please maintain decorum.

VOTE NOW: SECURE THE FUTURE OF BIRTHDAYS!

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THE AYUSH PUBLIC DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM

Free rations for every WhatsApp group member, courtesy of the Supreme Leader. (He has not been informed yet.)

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Samosa Guarantee

Two samosas per member, as a fundamental right. Chutney remains a state subject.

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Chai & Cold Drinks Subsidy

Unlimited refills at zero cost. No ration card, no paperwork, no queue-jumping.

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Cake Distribution Mission

The Bharat Jodo Cake Yatra will reach every member, group by group, slice by slice.

Budget passed without debate. The Opposition (Ayush’s wallet) staged a walkout.

THE RIGHT TO PROTEST (SUBJECT TO PERMISSION)

Unhappy that Ayush is getting older? Democracy guarantees you the right to be heard. Terms apply.